CONSPIRACY CORNER / SATIRE / TOTALLY MADE UP He was on the plane. Then he wasn’t dead. Then he was ordering eggs. The Cabbage follows the timeline nobody else will touch. PALM BEACH, FL — Lenny Kravitz died in a plane crash this week. He is also fine. Both things are true, sources tell The … Continue reading “Lenny Kravitz Dies In Palm Beach Plane Crash, Is Back At Brunch Two Days Later — Clone #5 Has Been Activated”