TOP STORY / SATIRE / TOTALLY MADE UP It started with the feeds. Then it was the comments. Then it was Gary from two doors down, who has wished everyone a ‘ blessed day!!! ‘ with a shrimp Jesus picture every morning since March and has never once blinked on camera. NO HOPE, USA — … Continue reading “Town Meeting Discovers Half The Town Is AI Now, Votes To Accept Them — They Were Already Voting Anyway”
CONSPIRACY CORNER / SATIRE / TOTALLY MADE UP He was on the plane. Then he wasn’t dead. Then he was ordering eggs. The Cabbage follows the timeline nobody else will touch. PALM BEACH, FL — Lenny Kravitz died in a plane crash this week. He is also fine. Both things are true, sources tell The … Continue reading “Lenny Kravitz Dies In Palm Beach Plane Crash, Is Back At Brunch Two Days Later — Clone #5 Has Been Activated”